Friday 23 May 2014

Meraban Di Kala Periksa

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim...
Assalamualaikum dan hai semua...

Weeeee.... freedom! Akhirnya, PPT tamat juga. Muahaha... baru PPT aje pun, bukannya SPM. Tapi, perasaan freedom dia tu lebih rasanya dari waktu ambil PMR. Dalam otak macam-macam dah rancang. Nak baca novel, nak menulis sampai pitam, nak online 24 jam, nak..... buat kerja sekolah.

Haha! Kejam je aku. Bila buat kerja sekolah, longlai aje badan ni rasanya. Tapi, demi SPM, lautan ais pun gua sanggup selam. Anyway, hari ni nak share dengan korang meraban-meraban Fitri waktu exam. Yalah, nak menunggu cikgu cakap, "Ok, masa dah tamat. Sila pastikan nama dan kelas telah ditulis bla bla bla..." bukan main lama. So, ambil test pad lebih dan... MERABAN!

Ada tiga waktu aje yang Fitri meraban. Waktu BM, waktu Bio, waktu Fizik. Waktu lain sama ada tak bawa test pad lebih atau Fitri conteng aje dekat atas kertas periksa tu (kertas 1 ajelah yang berani conteng) lepas tu padam balik.

Tak nak buang masa yang sememangnya sudah pun terbuang, jemputlah baca Fitri meraban. Orang gila baca pun diorang tak faham. Ngeee...

Meraban waktu BM :

Appreciate all your family, all your friends and all your pet as they are still alive. Without them, you're nothing as alien. Grrr...

Whatever you have is nothing because family, friends, and pet will come first. Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate.

If you are football player, you will kick the ball as baby kick their mother tummy. If you are banker, you will never give up to count the paper with blue, green, red, orange and purple colour. If they're not MONEY, you will just throw them in the dustbin. Believe my fact!

A : Who are you?
B : Human.

A : Where are you?
B : Earth.

A : How are you?
B : As you can see.

A : How old are you?
B : Is it important for you to know?

A : What are you doing?
B : Talking to you.

A : When you came to school?
B : You think?

A : Do you know Facebook?
B : I'm one of the blogger user.

A : What do you feel about me?
B : Annoyed.

A : Coz?
B : Talkative.

A : Just that?
B : Yup.

A : ...........
B : May I ask you one question?

A : Can!
B : Are you from Pluto?

A : Haa?
B : You look like alien from Pluto.

A :    -_-
B :     =)


Meraban waktu Bio :

Kalau aku kaya,
Hari-hari hari raya,
Bil-bil jiran keluarga,
Aku belanja selamba,
Kalau aku kaya....
Ooo....

Aku nak kaya hidup aku berubah,
Alangkah indah kalau dah tak susah,
Bil api air semua bayar awal,
Sign check selamba tak risau batal.

(Agak-agak Altimet serang aku tak sebab aku salah lirik. Muahaha! Tahu nyanyi tapi tak hafal lirik pun!)



Every night in my dream,
I see you,
I feel you... 

(Pernah dengar lagu ni tapi lupa lagu apa. Kalau tak salah lagu yang dinyanyi oleh Celine Dion.)

Lu♥h♥n H♥ti D♥ri Jiw♥
Nur Fitri
kupukupupurple.blogspot.com -----> Come and join my imagination

Beautiful is not about fashion, style, trend and make-up. But, beautiful is come from the deep of our heart. The 'beautiful' heart will make you more beautiful than Miss Universe that just thick with make-up on face. That just wear the shirt that full of 'bling'. That just style their hair at saloon.

Hey, girls! There is no mean if you have a beautiful outside but ugly heart. Girls... the trend has no mean if it don't help us to stay in heaven. Cover your aurah, 'make-up' your heart with iman and you will be the most beautiful angel in heaven.

Stay away from the trend if it just make you far from the heaven. Remember Allah when you doing anything. From HIM we came, to HIM we back. Luv u...

Meraban waktu Fizik :

When I fall in love, winter will become autumn, rain will become summer. Everyday, every hour, every, every and every, I will feel comfortable. And I don't know what I'm writing about... -_-

Remaja yang masih spendanya pun mak yang beli, tak layak untuk bicara soal hati antara dua insan berlainan jantian. Sepatutnya kita perlu fokus. F-O-K-U-S! Fokus dalam misi untuk menakluk dunia suatu hari nanti. Kita... ya, kita! Saya, awak dan semua remaja di luar sana. Kita akan menerajui tampuk pemerintahan suatu hari nanti.

Rindunya nak dating dengan Word Starter! Oh, my cerpen! Oh, my novel! Oh, my merepek!

Apa khabar mu di sana...
Lama sudah tak berjumpa...
Kirimkanlah beritamu...



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Muahaha! Semuanya bajet nak speaking punya meraban. Grammar, vocab, noun dan semuanyalah, fail habis! Dah nama pun meraban, kan? Haha! Ginilah cara Fitri hilang stres menanti kertas dikutip. Tapi kalau dalam dewan peperiksaan besar Fitri tak buatlah. Nak kena hempuk dengan pengawas yang jaga tu? Peperiksaan dalaman aje Fitri buat gitu.

Sambil-sambil tu feeling hindustan heh. Ngeh3... kena pula hari tu tengok cerita Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. Lagi dahsyatlah pe'el dia. Feeling golek atas padang sekolah lepas tu angin, lepas tu ribut petir, lepas tu hujan turun mencurah-curah, lepas tu lencun. Ok, ok... stop Fitri, stop! Tak payah nak over sangat meraban.

Oklah, nak pi layan episod akhir Romi Cinta Julia kat Tonton. Daaaa....

Wassalam. Tata. Thanks sudi baca Fitri merepek.

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